So...you're suggesting I should *read* the *instructions*???

LOL. You don't have to if you don't want to. I would never want to encourage someone to engage in gender-specific behavior that was against their nature. *g*

Given the semi-permanent nature of Internet interactions, I was able to go back and check your post in the Speakeasy and I see that you were the one looking around for the cops, so perhaps your concerns for your family and how they would feel in the event of an arrest had something to do with your low profile. ;->